On the train back from a rather gloomy Cumbernauld this morning, I was startled to hear a siren begin to wail and a pre-recorded voice call "warning! warning!" Mildly startled, I was about to think about panicing - when the train conductor answered his mobile phone.
Someone should suggest to him that a man in such a position of responsibility shouldn't have a siren as his ringtone. But perhaps it's his little way of brightening up his day.