Focus groups last night in Dundee. Winding up the group and one poor long-suffering woman who's putting up with all sorts of nonsense in her personal life said plaintively:
"D'you know what I wish? I wish that someone one day would say to me, 'you sit down and take a break and let me make you a cup of tea'. That's my dream."
Another (also to be fair, pretty long-suffering) woman, chimed in helpfully:
"My dream is to have a Smeg fridge to keep my milk in."